Mystery Men

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Released on Aug. 6, 1999

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When Captain Amazing (Kinnear) is kidnapped by Casanova Frankenstein (Rush) a group of superheroes combine together to create a plan. But these aren't normal superheroes. Now, the group who include such heroes as Mr. Furious (Stiller), The Shoveller (Macy) and The Blue Raja (Azaria) must put all the powers together to save everyone they know and love.

Quotes from Mystery Men

Come on, haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?

All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear.

We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering.

We've got a blind date with Destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.

Captain Amazing: We've always been each other's greatest nemesises... uh, nemesee... wh-what's the plural on that?
Casanova Frankenstein: Nemeses.
Captain Amazing: Whatever. You're going to prison for life this time, Casanova. You see, here in Champion City we still do a fairly brisk trade... in justice.
Casanova: I thought it was all about publicity and keeping your sponsors happy.
Captain Amazing: See, it's that kind of cynicism that I truly feel is starting to poison society.

This is egg salad. It's loaded with cholesterol, the wife won't even let me touch it. It hardly seems to matter now 'cause, chances are, we're already dead. Amazing is gone, there's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is us! So what do you say? Do we all gather together, and go kick some Casanova butt? Or do I eat this sandwich?

Lucille: If just one person vomits in my pool, I'm divorcing you.
The Shoveller: That's fair.

I just want to tell you that if I don't call you it's because I'm dead.

When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.

I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.

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