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I just don't think the group thing is for me. I'm better when it's one-one-one and we're both looking at our phones and I don't know the other person and we don't talk.


Simone: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.
Chidi: I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but still. It's fine. You're not even that blurry.


The closest thing I could find to herbal tea was a root beer I had them throw in the microwave.


Tahani: Gosh, you're pretty.
Jason: No, you're pretty. Pretty beautiful.


Oh, and you should smile more. You'll get bigger tips.


We can be colleagues. Associates is pushing it. And by even having this conversation, you're becoming my confidante. I can't have that.


Could be fun. I once played a drinking game with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively at their macrobiotic farm with a particularly robust batch of homemade kombucha.


Hey, El train, you think with all these new Star Wars movies they'll finally make a new Spaceballs?


Humans only live 80 years, and they spend so much of it just waiting for things to be over.


Can I get you started with some drinks? Our specialty cocktail tonight is the Fourth of July. It's half an apple pie blended with Southern Comfort and Coca-Cola, served in a Chevy hubcap.

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