30 Rock Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot

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First aired on Oct. 11, 2006

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Liz Lemon is the head writer on a demanding, live TV program in New York City. However, things begin to get complicated when her new boss insists that a wild and unpredictable movie star joins the cast.


Jack: Alfredo, 2PM?
Liz: I'm not dressed for that.
Jack: You're dressed for Burger King. Should we make it Burger King?

The important thing to remember is he was never charged with a crime. It's not illegal to fall asleep on your neighbor's roof.

I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. That's a metaphor.

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