Community Season 1 Episode 12: Comparative Religion

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First aired on Dec. 10, 2009

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Shirley does the preparations for an upcoming holiday party. Jeff goes up against a school bully after being challenged to a fight.


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Every man should be punched in the face. It's a rite of passage. In my day, Friday night was smoke a doobie, feel up a gal, and then get your teeth knocked out by a Republican.


True or falso or none of the above? That doesn't make any sense.


To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone. But I would also never stand in line for it.


No no, its fine, it's fine. It's just little a nose bleed. I get 'em when it's dry and when my face gets kicked.


Shirley: I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
Jeff: That's mom for mad.

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