Quotes by Gwen DeMarco: Galaxy Quest
Gwen DeMarco: Does the rolling *help*?
Jason Nesmith: Yes, it helps.
[after going through the chompers] Whoever wrote this episode should die!
Guy Fleegman: I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Gwen DeMarco: They are *so* cute.
Guy Fleegman: Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them.
[Fred tries to digitize the pig-lizard with disastrous results]
Jason: What? What was that?
Alexander: Uh, nothing.
Jason: I heard some squealing or something.
Gwen: Oh, no. Everything's fine.
Teb: But the animal is inside out.
Jason: I heard that! It turned inside out?
[the pig-lizard explodes]
Teb: And it exploded.
Jason: Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED? Hello?
Gwen: [Flipping a bit of pig-lizard off her communicator] Hold, please.
Jason: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason: It's... uh... uh... I don't know.
Guy: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in!
Gwen: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm Crewman Number Six! Mommy... mommy..
Gwen: [Gwen and Jason encounter the chompers] What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
Jason: 'Cause it's on the television show.
Gwen: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!
Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.
Voice of Computer: Negative, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.
Gwen: No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.
Tommy: You know, that is really getting annoying!
Gwen: Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?
Tommy: Sure, no problem.
Gwen: They're not ALL "historical documents." Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island is a...
Mathesar: Those poor people.
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