The Simpsons Season 10 Episode 1: Lard of the Dance

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First aired on Aug. 23, 1998

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Homer and Bart try to make money by selling used grease. Meanwhile, Lisa organizes a school dance but feels alienated when a new classmate and her friends try to act like adults.


Quotes:

Ralph: And the doctor told me that both my eyes were lazy, and that's why it was the best summer ever!
Ms. Hoover: Thank you Ralph. Now take your seat.


Bart: Mom's gonna kill you.
Homer: If she didn't want her car ruined, she should've done a better job hiding her keys.


The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.


Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
Marge: With cans of grease?
Homer: [Sarcastically] No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease!


Am I the only one who just wants to play hopscotch and bake cookies and watch The McLaughlin Group?

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