Jason Nesmith

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Quotes by Jason Nesmith: Galaxy Quest

Gwen DeMarco: Does the rolling *help*?
Jason Nesmith: Yes, it helps.


Jason Nesmith: Hi! What's up with her, doesn't she talk?
Quellek: Her translator is broken.
Laliari: Yalalalala!
Jason Nesmith: Okey dokey.


[Fred tries to digitize the pig-lizard with disastrous results]
Jason: What? What was that?
Alexander: Uh, nothing.
Jason: I heard some squealing or something.
Gwen: Oh, no. Everything's fine.
Teb: But the animal is inside out.
Jason: I heard that! It turned inside out?
[the pig-lizard explodes]
Teb: And it exploded.
Jason: Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED? Hello?
Gwen: [Flipping a bit of pig-lizard off her communicator] Hold, please.


Jason: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
Guy: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason: It's... uh... uh... I don't know.
Guy: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in!
Gwen: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm Crewman Number Six! Mommy... mommy..


Gwen: [Gwen and Jason encounter the chompers] What is this thing? I mean, it serves no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway. No, I mean we shouldn't have to do this, it makes no logical sense, why is it here?
Jason: 'Cause it's on the television show.
Gwen: Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!


I'm going to rest my eyes for a moment. But go on. I am listening...


Fred: Hey, Commander. Listen, we found some beryllium on a nearby planet. And we might be able to get there if we reconfigure the solar matrix in parallel for endothermic propulsion. What'd'ya think?
Jason: We'll do that!
Guy: All right!
Fred: That's right again. That's... come on, group hug.


Alexander: You're just going to have to kill it.
Jason: Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.
Tommy: Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!
Jason: He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!
Tommy: Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots!
Jason: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Guy: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?


Alexander: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
Jason: It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.
Alexander: See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.


Never give up. Never surrender.


Brandon: I just wanted to tell you that I thought a lot about what you said.
Jason: It's okay, now listen...
Brandon: But I want you to know that I'm not a complete brain case, okay? I understand completely that it's just a TV show. I know there's no beryllium sphere...
Jason: Hold it.
Brandon: No digital conveyor, no ship...
Jason: Stop for a second, stop. It's all real.
Brandon: Oh my God, I knew it. I knew it! I knew it!

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